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Jokes-Tips-Advice Ahhh memories. I remember my mother used to say “There’s a train coming, there’s a train coming” when she fed me. I used to gobble up the food.
Well if I didn’t she wouldn’t untie me from the tracks.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was at the motorway services the other day when a man in a yellow coat shouted over to me, “Are you with the AA, sir?”.
I shouted back at him, “Do I look like an alcoholic!”