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Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife reckons I don’t treat my ginger stepson fairly:.
“I can’t believe you won’t let him come on holiday with us” she said “He’s always wanted to go to Disneyland”
“I don’t care, he always spoils holidays for his brother and sister” I replied. “Why should we let him ruin this one too?”
“Because he’ll be dead in two months and the Make-A-Wish Foundation said the holiday was for him.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the difference between a pool party and and a fancy dress party?
Nothing to me, I usually go as Tarzan to either.