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Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to my son, “what you doing?”
“Maths homework.”
I said, “Give us a question.”
“What’s the lowest common denominator?”
I said, “You’ll never find it, they were looking for that when I was at school.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice When someone asks you for account details on the phone, “200 years old, sharp teeth, hates wooden stakes” is an unacceptable answer.