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Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the difference between Mollie Sugden and Michael Jackson?
About 9000 Sickipedians from when I tried to get on here last week.

Jokes-Tips-Advice An Englishman , a Scottishman and an Irishman all go for a job at a pet shop.
The interviewer tells all three that they can have a job if they can sing a song that includes a dog in the lyrics.
The Englishman sings “How much is that Doggy in the window”, the Scottishman sings “You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” , and Paddy sings “Strangers in the night. ….. Scooby doo be doo be doo..”