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Jokes-Tips-Advice Mark Zuckerberg turns 28 today.
Winklevoss twins would like to point out that they already turned 28 first.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why did the Gallus gallus domesticus traverse the roadway?
Because the agricultural overseer had not correctly maintained his fowl coop perimeter, taking the necessary precautions to avoid a potential escape of his stock which, accompanying the financial inconvenience, could in fact pose a threat to the motor vehicles upon the nearby roadway; also risking the possibility of the public fabricating jokes about the given matter.