Jokes-Tips-Advice I saw my mate Dan the other day and he’d bought himself a dog — a great dane.
I said “What’s with the pooch, mate?”
He said “Research shows that people who own dogs live ten years longer”.
I had to laugh when it dragged him under a bus!
Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend said “Your capacity for childishness seems to be infinite.”
I replied “Well your capacity for childishness is infinity plus one. So there.”
She left me.
