camping

Jokes-Tips-Advice Since I lost my job me and Grandad have been spending more and more time with each other, were getting on so well he’s leaving me all of his inheritance.
“Grandad, you shouldn’t have” I said, “Now then, the thing you need to remember about Base Jumping is I’ve packed your ruck sack with a parachute, just pull it open when your about 20′ from the ground. Ok then off you pop and no more silly talk about the railway museum….”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I can’t count the amount of cousins I’ve slept with on my hands…
I can on my toes, though.