Jokes-Tips-Advice I ordered a Whopper in Burger King the other day and offered a pound for it.
“No,” said the girl, “it’s 3.88!”
We argued for a few minutes before she gave in.
“Fine!” she said. “Have it your way!”
Jokes-Tips-Advice Me and my wife have different ways to discipline our kids. She threatens them by saying, “Just wait until your father gets home.”
I say, “Just wait until your mother goes out.”