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Jokes-Tips-Advice My favourite character in The Jungle Book is Kaa the python, but then Mr Kipling did make exceedingly good snakes.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was chatting up a girl in the pub last night, ” if I could rearrange the alphabet…”. ” Let me guess? You’d put U and I together.” she interrupted. ” no” I said, ” I’d be a better speller. I’m dyslexic”.