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Jokes-Tips-Advice My uncle is a farmer, a few months ago he was harvesting his crops.He was driving his combine harvester through his field when he accidentally ran over a drunken scratter asleep on the floor. There was blood, sovereign rings, Kappa tracksuit and Burberry all over the place. It took him ages to sort the wheat from the chav.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Geese and swans mate for life.
That would explain why it’s very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines.