I was sat with a tribe of cannibals when the chief’s daughter gave me the eye. I would have preferred a leg.
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Jokes-Tips-Advice animals-insects Jokes-Tips-Advice I poured my cat out some milk the other day Still don’t know how he got in there June 11, 2025