cannibals

Jokes-Tips-Advice I have just proposed to my girlfriend with an onion ring.
She cried, bless her.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A man gets stranded on a mysterious island where he comes across a stranger.
Slightly worried he asks the stranger “are there any cannibals on this island?”
At which the stranger replies “no, no ,no don’t worry there aren’t any cannibals here…..
I ate the last one”