cannibals

Jokes-Tips-Advice I hate it when I’m smoking in a restaurant and somebody starts to eat.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was at a party with some mates the other day and one of them said to me, “Is that the queue for the punch bowl over there?”
So I went over to the queue to find out and was told that it was actually for the buffet and that the punch had all gone.
So, as a result, there was no punch line.