Jokes-Tips-Advice

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why did the biscuit cry?
Because his mum was a wafer too long.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s yellow and dangerous ?
Shark infested custard.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve decided to go on a stable diet.
Hay and oats three times a day.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I don’t know why small chocolates called ‘fun sized’? if i called a midget fun sized, he’d kick off.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m suing Um Bongo for false advertising,
they claim it to be drunk in the Congo, but when I went there all they seemed to drink was unsafe water.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Oh, this won’t be long, sir. You see the spider on the plate’s edge?

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call a guy playing snooker with a pint on his head?
Beatrix Potter

Jokes-Tips-Advice A famous American proverb states;
‘Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get’
I’d have thought even the dumbest American could work out what they might get inside a box of CHOCOLATES