Jokes-Tips-Advice

Jokes-Tips-Advice ‘It’s so small….’ she says.
‘I’ve seen similar things that will do the same job, but bigger’ my wife moans.
‘I can get the whole thing in my mouth without even trying’.
I wish yacult would just make a bigger bottle so she’d shut up

Jokes-Tips-Advice Well I was going to drink Magner’s cider irresponsibly, but in the top right hand corner there was a tiny sign in white writing which read ‘Drink sensibly’. So I did.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A slice of bread is much like a waffle.
Not to be eaten if it’s blue.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Now with real ingredients”, read the pack of Walkers I was eating.
To my annoyance, 80% of the packet was still with imaginary ingredients, though.

Jokes-Tips-Advice The other day, I felt like a chicken.
So I crossed the road and went to KFC.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Try eating your breakfast before you go to bed,
This will save you lots of time in the morning.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sign at the restaurant a few doors down.
“Eat now, Pay waiter”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said she was leaving me because she thought I was a chicken, and was sick of my cheesy jokes, and cauliflower ears.
To be honest, I think she’s making a bit of a meal out of it.