Jokes-Tips-Advice

Jokes-Tips-Advice Government cutbacks are really starting to affect the NHS here in Scotland.
The only heart & lung machine my local hospital has left is the haggis grinder in the canteen.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Greggs are expecting the new tax to seriously affect their business.
Personally, I can’t see how an extra 3.142% will make that much difference.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just had one of those horrible ice cream headaches.
Brought on by looking at the sheer amount my wife bought for herself.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Three words every man dreads to hear from a women.
There’s no bread.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Watered down Booze.
That’ll dampen the Spirits.

Jokes-Tips-Advice 3 is the magic number, succulent chicken, smoked bacon and crispy onions, three great ingredients from McDonald’s. To which they’ve added lettuce, bread that won’t go off for a month, “cheese” and a non descriptive sauce. Come on McDonald’s admit it, 7 is better than 3!

Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend has nicknamed me the Incredible Hunk. In keeping with the super hero theme I’ve named the lazy, fat, crisp-munching slag – Golden Wonder Woman.

Jokes-Tips-Advice We’ve just had some guests round for the wife’s famous Sunday dinner…
To be fair, countless have gone on to lead a fairly normal life.