Jokes-Tips-Advice

Jokes-Tips-Advice At my takeaway the same man takes my order, Cooks my food, And delivers it to my door,
The recession must have hit my local chinese really bad.

Jokes-Tips-Advice a menu
or as i like to call it a woman’s c.v

Jokes-Tips-Advice Supersize Vs Superskinny, My money’s on the supersize.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Beer. The reason I get up in the afternoon.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Hovis Best Of Both: The world’s first hybread.

Jokes-Tips-Advice BBC News: “Dead baby found in London hotel”
Or as I like to call it, dinner.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I would go on a diet but I have a lot on my plate

Jokes-Tips-Advice I offered a fat bird a date once, but she turned me down.
She wouldn’t touch any kind of fruit.