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Jokes-Tips-Advice The other day the wife said to me “Its obvious women are smarter than men. Think about it! Diamonds are a girls best friend; mans best friend is a dog.” to which i replied “lets see a diamond rescue you when your drowning”. That wiped the smug look off her face.

Jokes-Tips-Advice An Englishman walks into a McDonald’s restaurant in New York.
The spotty kid behind the counter says, “We serve breakfast at any time sir.”
To which the Englishman replies, “I’ll have the French toast during the Renaissance then fatty.”