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Jokes-Tips-Advice I told my daughter I was going to give up smoking. She said, “You’ll never do it, you don’t have the willpower.”
“I think you’ll find I have incredible willpower, which is the only reason you’re still a virgin,” I replied.

Jokes-Tips-Advice HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN…
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her….
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN…
show up naked,
bring beer.