Jokes-Tips-Advice I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, “You are obviously not listening.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice My dog goes absolutley mental if he see’s other dogs on the television.
So I can’t watch show’s like Crufts, Countryfile or Loose Women.