Jokes-Tips-Advice Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat,
Please put a tenner in the old man’s hat,
If you have’nt got a tenner, then a fiver will do,
If you haven’t got a fiver,
Then feel free to come to Britain and get everything paid for you.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Wife asked me for a cup of tea earlier.. I poured her out a cup of boiling water.
She said “How about a teabag love”
So i gave her one.