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Jokes-Tips-Advice All my mates have started calling me spiders because women scream when they see me in their house without realising that they swallow me 4 times a year whilst they sleep.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife came to me the other day after finishing ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and suggested we take some inspiration from the book in our relationship.
“Absolutely! I’d love to.” I replied excitedly, relishing the opportunity.
Im not sure it was what she had in mind when I wrote all over her, bound her and sold her on the highstreet to a mug for 7.99.