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Jokes-Tips-Advice I invited some mates over for a hog roast the other day. Just as the barbeque was about to be lit, my mate nudged me and said “Dave, I thought you said there was a vegetarian option.”
I replied, “What do you think the apple in his mouth is for?”

Jokes-Tips-Advice As a student nurse I had little money for meals so I ate the awful food provided at the hospital canteen.I often took my break in the ward kitchen and sometimes kindly visitors would hand in treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them.One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said, ‘ Would you eat this up, love. ‘
The pie was absolutely delicious,full of meat with a light golden pastry,I ate it in next to no time.
Soon the woman returned and said, ‘ Is me ‘usbands pie ‘ot enough yet? ‘