Jokes-Tips-Advice I took my dog down the vet’s this morning. As soon as I walked in there I started sobbing uncontrollably cos I knew he wouldn’t be going home with me.
I’ll probably be okay later when my wife picks him up.
Jokes-Tips-Advice MOTHERS. Don’t use poisonous shampoos on your children’s hair to get rid of headlice. Scare them away using a dinner plate and an anglepoise lamp to cast a terrifying ‘Independence Day’ shadow over your child’s head.