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Jokes-Tips-Advice If you had bought 1,000 dollars worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
If you had bought 1,000 dollars worth of Enron stock, you would now have $16.50 of the original $1,000.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought 1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
The moral?
Drink heavily and recycle.

Jokes-Tips-Advice During an argument with my Grandad, he screamed, “You’d be speaking German if it wasn’t for me!”
I said, “Hang on, you didn’t fight in the war.”
“I know that,” he replied, “But I told you to choose French for your languages GCSE, remember?”