Jokes-Tips-Advice At the beach I saw four sandcastles that had been made by some children.
So I ran up and jumped on one of them.
Then I wrecked his sandcastle.
Jokes-Tips-Advice A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.
“Every time I look at my wife,” he worriedly told the optometrist, “I see spots before my eyes.”
“So what’s to worry about?” replied the doctor. “You’re a leopard, aren’t you?”
“What’s that got to do with anything?” replied the patient. “My wife is a zebra.”
