childish

Jokes-Tips-Advice My new neighbour came up to me today and said ,
“Alright mate , nice to meet you”
I said “Hi nice to meet you too”
He asked ” Mate , do you know when the dustbin men come?”
so I replied ” Yeah tuesday why?”
He said “well my wife’s body is starting to stink up the car…..”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My son invited his posh friend to his birthday party.
I asked him, “What’s your favourite game, Tarquin?”
He said, “Partridge, but I’m partial to grouse in season.”