Jokes-Tips-Advice My Dad’s suggestion to fight fire with fire turned out to be very bad advice indeed.
I guess I should have learnt not to trust him after the incident where I used paper to defend myself from rocks.
Jokes-Tips-Advice My son came over to me and asked, “Dad, how do you spell diarrhoea?”
I replied, “I don’t know son, but Doesn’t It Always Run Really Horribly Over Each Ankle!”