childish

Jokes-Tips-Advice My neighbour came banging on my door earlier.
“Ere!” he said. “Your cat has been peeing in my rhubarb.”
“Not to worry mate, it’s only a bit of water.”
“That’s not the point. I was having it with custard at the time.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I slept at the wheel last night…
I don’t know how hamsters do it.