childish

Jokes-Tips-Advice As the snake sunk its fangs into my hand, I screamed to the safari guide, “please say its been de-venomed!”
“Of course it has!” He said.
“How can you be sure?” I asked in a panic.
“Because its just injected it all into your hand,” he replied.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Me and the wife were going on holiday for a week. When we were packing she turned to me and said “Why don’t we pack each other’s suit cases?”
I said “Okay sounds fun.” When we got ourselves checked into the hotel we were staying at, I opened my suitcase to find 3 pairs of speedos, a few tank tops and 2 pairs of sandals. “Very funny” I said.
My wife opened hers to find a one way ticket back to England.