Jokes-Tips-Advice The iPhone is useless to an immature person like myself.
I type “5318008” into the calculator and turn it upside down, but the screen rights itself.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I recieved a phone call on my mobile from my son’s school teacher today.
“Your son hasn’t turned up for school for over a week,” he exclaimed.
“Well, speak to his Gran,” I snapped. “I’m in prison!”
“What about his mother?” he replied.
“Why do you think I’m in prison?”
