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Jokes-Tips-Advice A man walks into a restaurant and notices Lobster Tails for a quid on the menu.
He asks the waiter: “What’s wrong with them?”
Waiter says: “Nothing, freshly caught today.” So the man orders some,
The waiter returns with a book, sits down and says: “Once upon a time, there was a big red lobster…”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Dogs Trust: Dogs die in hot cars.
In other unrelated news, I have sent my wife on a cross desert trip to Tesco.