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Jokes-Tips-Advice A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies” he responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” she asked.
“Yes, three males and two Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell?”
He replied, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice When I awoke in the middle of the night to the scratching on my wardrobe door, it brought back my old fear of monsters lurking in the dark.
Then I realised it was just the kids coming round.