Jokes-Tips-Advice I have fancied this girl at work for some time but never really spoke to her too much, finally I plucked up the courage to ask her out for a drink and she said to me “I like a gentleman with a sophisticated sense of humour, I have a boyfriend already and he is much wittier than you could ever be”
I was angry and thought carefully for a moment before my response……
“Well your boyfriend is a big smelly poo poo head”
Jokes-Tips-Advice I walked into a room in the hospital to find a man and woman sobbing.
I said, “I’d like to offer my condolences.”
They said, “No you don’t understand, we’ve just had a baby.”
I said, “I know, I can see it, it’s minging”
