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Jokes-Tips-Advice I went to a party hosted by T Mobile last night. I got really drunk and kept trying to change the tunes that the DJ was playing. Not only that, but I projectile vomited all over the dance floor and started a fight that turned into a saloon style brawl involving a number of people. Whilst that was going on I sloped off in need of the toilet, dropped my pants by the buffet and shat all over the carpet.
If they give me a bad reception I’m going to ruin theirs.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Right, i’ll line a tin with Shortcrust pastry.
Tim, you whip the cream and add it in.
Jeff, pick some fresh berries and arrange them ontop.
Matt, your job is to add a thin layer of sugar…
Sounds like a sweet Flan to me.