Jokes-Tips-Advice I was driving my nerdy kid to school the other day, when he turned to me and said “Dad, how do I become cool, like you?”
I said “Son, there’s 2 simple rules: 1 Always act cool, and 2 Never be seen with losers. Now, get out.”
He said “But Dad, schools a half mile away!”
“Rule 2 son, rule 2.”
