children

Jokes-Tips-Advice Had a great day at the beach with all the family. The kids buried their mother in the sand, we all had ice cream and rides on the donkeys and, at the end of the day we packed up and walked back to the car.
That’s when my daughter said “What about mum?”
I said “It’s ok, we’ll come back next weekend and see if we can find her.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said she is never going to a fancy dress party with me dressed in my wasp outfit ever again.
I spent all night trying to get out the window.