Jokes-Tips-Advice I spilt some Mr Muscle Descaler last week and my pet snake slithered right through it.
I don’t have a pet snake anymore, more a big chubby worm 🙁
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was sacked when my boss found me cat napping at work today.
I’d managed to get three Tabbies and a Siamese into my van before he caught me.