Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to the wife, “I’ve been to Asda today and I got three, yes, three, trolleys full of food for 7 quid. Beat that then.”
She said, “Good for you!”
I said, “No, smart price.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was at work today, and this really cute old man gave me a 2 tip for helping him pack his bags, telling me to “Buy myself a drink.” I was genuinely touched by the gesture, and I was quite lost for words for a moment, before I finally came out with, “I drink Carling mate, that’s 2:50, cough up.”
