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Jokes-Tips-Advice A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Pure-bred Police Dog 250. ono.”
Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.
The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking dog she had ever seen.
In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, “How dare you call that a purebred police dog?”
“Don’t let his looks deceive you, love,” the man replied, “He’s undercover.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Boss: “I’m sorry Mr Smith, but I’m going to have to let you go, your immaturity in the workplace has gone too far, and quite frankly you’re just plain obnoxious and childish”
Me: “I know you are but what am I?”