Jokes-Tips-Advice Earlier tonight I woke up to the horror of my house on fire.
I hurriedly woke the kids, grabbed the dog & we made our way downstairs.
“Shush now kids, be quiet” I said as I let them out. “We don’t want to wake your mother”
Jokes-Tips-Advice After coming home from a school trip to the cinema, I had the following conversation with my wife:
“I got a Woody from watching Toy Story 3 today.”
“Oh really dear? Give it to the kids.”
So, that your honour, is the reason why my wife is an accomplice.
