children

Jokes-Tips-Advice I remember when I was younger, I was confused about girls so I approached my dad and I said to him “Dad, how should I treat women?” My dad’s answer has enlightened the rest of my life. “To their face or behind their back?” Thanks, dad.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said to me “Would you run into a burning building to save me?”
“Of course I would” I replied.
“The batteries for my xbox aren’t going to find themselves”