children

Jokes-Tips-Advice A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A cannibal gets fed up with his wife and decides to kill her and serve her to the rest of the family, leaving them unaware it is their mum they are eating.
They are all enjoying the dinner when the daughter turns to the father and says, “This is lovely, dad. What is it?”
“Your mum,” says the dad.
The daughter says, “I think you’re a bit old for childish remarks, dad.”