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Jokes-Tips-Advice I love working in the abortion clinic.
I’ve not had to go out and buy food for 6 months now.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I have fancied this girl at work for some time but never really spoke to her too much, finally I plucked up the courage to ask her out for a drink and she said to me “I like a gentleman with a sophisticated sense of humour, I have a boyfriend already and he is much wittier than you could ever be”
I was angry and thought carefully for a moment before my response……
“Well your boyfriend is a big smelly poo poo head”