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Jokes-Tips-Advice I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning ‘Do not use if seal is broken’.
As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially pensioners have fallen for this evil scam?

Jokes-Tips-Advice John goes to work painting white lines on the motorway with a tin of paint and a brush, after the first day he accomplishes 4 mile… later that day his boss congratulates him.
The next day John paints 2 mile of white lines… so his boss said, “yeh thats acceptable.”
On the third day he only does 1/4 of a mile… the boss says, “Whats wrong you did 4 mile the first day?”
John replies, “Yeh but the tin keeps getting further away”…