Jokes-Tips-Advice News: “The Tate Modern has removed a nude photo of actress Brooke Shields aged 10 from its new exhibition over fears it will be a gathering place for paedophiles”.
Okay guys I’m sorry but the minibuses wont be picking you all up now, your 5 deposit will be returned in the post shortly.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I walked into Waterstones and asked, “Do you have any books on ‘How to stop impulse buying’?”
“Yes we do.”
“Excellent. I’ll take seventeen copies please.”
