Jokes-Tips-Advice I noticed a charity box at work the other day with packets of sweets in. It was in aid for the Great Ormond St. Hospital Trust, and I also noticed the message “Please consider the children this Christmas” was written on it.
So I nicked a couple of packets for the kids at home.
Jokes-Tips-Advice A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman says, “Why the long face?”
Observing closely from the other side of the bar, I realised my LSD addiction had gone too far.