communication

Jokes-Tips-Advice I rang my mate but he answered the phone in tears.
“Whats wrong?” I asked, concerned.
“The dogs just been hit by a truck! Just this minute outside the house, almost tore it in half!” he wailed.
“I’ll be over right away!” I shouted.
I’ve never seen inside a dog before.

Jokes-Tips-Advice When ever I eat out at McDonald’s, I like to have a Happy Meal…
So I leave the wife and kids at home.