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Jokes-Tips-Advice I coach a schoolboy football team. In today’s match, and the very last kick of the game, our goalkeeper let the ball through his legs and gave away the goal that cost us the match.
After the game he came over and said, “Sorry, coach, I should have kept my legs shut.”
I said, “It’s not your fault, Jimmy. It’s your mother who should have kept her legs shut.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Every so often, my dad invites an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman round for the evening, and me and my dad hide all the chairs.
It’s a standing joke in our house.