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Jokes-Tips-Advice Sky have brought out a new version of their HD box that saves energy by going into standby mode after 12 hours.
It’s called a Sky Tasmin Archer Box or “sleeping satellite” as the engineers like to call it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I looked after my gran’s place while she was away.
She came back today and rang me up: “Why is the cat in the birdcage and where is the budgie?”
I said, “Technically speaking gran, the budgie’s still in the cage.”